Meeting new people in Laptopistan

This morning I'm back at Starbucks, as we haven't yet moved closer in to DC where there are alternatives to corporate coffee world, and I made the acquaintance of a woman who

1) made me explain the meaning of my t-shirt

2) asked to use my laptop (instead of hers, for some reason?) to check her email

3) inquired about what I do for a living

I'm pretty sure the next step will be to introduce me to her daughter/niece/granddaughter who's been looking for a nice Jewish boy (which I'm not, but I'm sure it wouldn't matter).

Well, I suppose it's more interesting than doing R regressions while sitting at home.