To pick up the latest blog mini-meme (courtesy of Corey Goldberg), here's The List of programming languages I have learned:
4. Lisp (Scheme)
7. ANSI SQL*
Kind of a strange order, no? Mostly driven by expediency, except Scheme and C++, which I learned in college.
UPDATE: Dan points out that ANSI SQL is not Turing complete and should be asterisked, so I guess I'm down to 11.5. Let's see your monster list, Dan - mcfunley.com has been pretty quiet lately.