Programming Languages I know

To pick up the latest blog mini-meme (courtesy of Corey Goldberg), here's The List of programming languages I have learned:

1. AppleScript
2. C
3. Java
4. Lisp (Scheme)
5. C++
6. JavaScript
7. ANSI SQL*
8. PHP
9. T-SQL
10. VBScript
11. C#
12. Python

Kind of a strange order, no? Mostly driven by expediency, except Scheme and C++, which I learned in college.

UPDATE: Dan points out that ANSI SQL is not Turing complete and should be asterisked, so I guess I'm down to 11.5. Let's see your monster list, Dan - mcfunley.com has been pretty quiet lately.